A Novel by Brian Cramer



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"If you like sci-fi, utopian societies or if you are a tech freak you'll love this book! The book is loaded with tongue-in-cheek humor (the world needs more of this) Can hardly wait for the sequel. Go Brian!!"

   --Reader review posted on Amazon.com


"This book has page after page of fun, witty science-fiction wrapped up with a believeable future. It is almost like reading Futurama. I found myself laughing out loud several times which caused a problem because I had to explain the situation to my wife. The ending does leave you wondering, "what next". I surely hope Brian comes up with a sequal that is at least as funny comes out with it soon. I want to know what happens. I want a Sony PatientMan! Long live Tang!"

   --Reader review posted on Amazon.com


"This book is a quick easy read. My attention was captured from the opening pages to the very end. There was some sarcastic humor on every page that brought out a laugh, giggle, or smirk. Very enjoyable. I am looking forward to the sequel."

   --Reader review posted on Amazon.com


"It's hard to find good books lately. With the glut in self-publishing and the general practice of other publishers of putting out crap, there are a lot of bad books to wade through. Fortunately, this is one of the good ones. A first novel and self-published effort through iUniverse, Zero Calvin presents a briskly paced and humorous look at a man who is frozen for 300 years and thawed out in a society where an artificial intelligence created by the clones of a movie star dictates life and mates and job orientation and kills those who are of no benefit to society. The computer's name is Ariel, so think of her more as Big Sister than 1984.

"The science in the book is sound and the humor is reminiscent of Terry Pratchett and will have you chuckling throughout as Calvin is introduced to this new and overwhelming society. The history is presented in short bursts and spread out during the period of Calvin's acclimation so there is no Robert Jordan-eque hundreds of pages devoted to the life of a butterfly. Everything is relevant and the book is a quick read, coming in under 200 pages. The ending is rather abrupt and there is a sequel planned so be prepared for a cliffhanger ending. Fortunately the book reads as an introduction to the world so you've gotten something out of it and won't feel gypped when you don't have much left to read. In fact, the ending of the book, if the series isn't continued, actually fits the world Cramer has created quite well so it can be seen as a standalone work."

   --Eric Mosher, MOSHERPit webmaster and creater of the "In My Room" web comic (http://www.mosherpit.com)


"You are a very talented and funny writer. Above all, you are exceptionally creative. In a way, this story reminded me of the cast from Mystery Science Theater 3000, Futurama, and Douglas Adams Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and even Arthur C. Clarke's 3001: A Final Space Odyssey. The story is very entertaining and funny and also has numerous philosophical connotations. In addition, there are also very interesting musings on economics."

   --An Editorial Reviewer from iUniverse


"What I'm really loving about it is the humour, it has me constantly smiling and even near hysterics at points. That says something, as these days so-called comdies rarely even make me smile, never mind laugh out loud."

   --Actiongames.co.uk Webmaster (http://www.actiongames.co.uk)